Zombies!

I've been getting a lot of flack lately about Zombies. Apparently, its crazy to think that it will ever happen...

If you told a person who lived a hundred years ago that people would be able to fly around in airplanes, clone animals, blow up entire cities with one bomb, fit most of the books in a library in a little digitial box, or that no matter what channel you watch on TV there is a reality show on; they would have thought you were crazy.

I have a hard time believing that zombies are really that far fetched considering all the cutting edge things we are doing with cloning and drugs.

All I'm saying is a ZCP (Zombie contengency plan) costs maybe $20 ($35 if you buy a bat too). If zombies retake the earth (yeah I think the've been here before, but that is a whole different issue), a ZCP is worth all your money and all the money you can barrow. So take the probablity that Zombies will retake the earth (A); multiple by all the money you have and can barrow (B); (A) times (B) is (C); if (C) is greater than $20, then you should go buy a ZCP.

QED